6 months ago
The Most Truthful Review of “Crank” Ever
“The first Crank was pure action-porn, and you can tell someone’s true gender by whether they say that as a good or bad thing. It was testicles translated into film. Jason Statham had to keep doing awesome things or it was all over, making it Jason Statham’s Career: The Movie, and it was even better than that sounds. Crank was action movie with all the pointless shit like comic relief and not-killing people removed.”
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